Well, if you can't root for the good guys because they're a bunch of loser pogues, then at least we have some evil dominatrix chick...let's just hope she's evil enough to keep the plot going...
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Chapter 13 - Gremlins
What the hell, dude? You had a freakin' machine gun!! You were supposed to kick some butt, man - not get your ass handed to you!(!!)
Chapter 12 - The Fairy Godmother
It's about freakin' time you used that machine gun...jeez, took you long enough...
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Chapter 11 - Morning Walk
What - you thought this was a chapter about bankruptcy? More like a chapter about the lingering pain of slowly dying. I mean walking. Because I hate walking. Really, really hate it. That's why I sit around all day typing stories about people who will be eaten alive if they stop long enough to sit.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Chapter 10 - Don't Sit on the Ground!!
When the woman sitting on the dragon carcass tells you to stay off the ground, she means for you to stay off the freakin' ground!!
Chapter 9 - Lost in a Strange Land
Jonathan seems to be slowly coming to understand just how lost he is. I would say how lost "they" are, but the Iraqi girl doesn't seem too perturbed. She actually seems to know what's going. It's too bad Jonathan doesn't know how to listen.
Chapter 8 - Ding, Dong, the Dragon's Dead!
Hey, look - there's a dead dragon strewn across the woods. That's pretty disgusting. Not to mention the smell. Oh, yeah...these things really are the size of an airliner, in case you were wondering.
Chapter 7 - Not in Iraq Anymore
Okay...here's a hint...if there's lots of water, lots of trees, and acres of grass...then it's probably not Iraq. Yes, I know, hard to believe, Jonathan, but you're somewhere else. So stop pretending you haven't figured this out...
Chapter 6 - To the Dragon
What the hell is she doing??? Get back in the cellar you crazy Iraqi woman!!!
Chapter 5 - Running From the Dragon
Run away! Run AWAY!!!
Chapter 4 - Wrath of the Dragon
Don't mess with large fire-breathing lizards that can fly. It's really just not a good idea. I mean, even if you are heavily armed. And American. Seriously. There's no way you'll be able to call in enough air support to take on an airborne lizard that spits radioactive napalm. But you're Americans - you'll probably give it your best shot anyway...
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Chapter 4 - Entree le Dragon
Entree le Dragon. It's French. Maybe it means the dragon has entered the room. Or maybe it means that you are now the piece d'resistance of some lizard's Happy Serpent Meal from McDonald's. I don't know for sure which - I don't really know any French.
I do, however, know that we have a dragon in this chapter...and he's more mad than hungry...
I do, however, know that we have a dragon in this chapter...and he's more mad than hungry...
Friday, November 5, 2010
Chapter 3 - Scene on the Ground
Yes, a bit delayed, and possibly far more detailed than expected, but here's Chapter 3.
So do our characters become heroic? Have the evildoers shown up on the scene yet? Eh, I'm not so sure...but hey, it's NaNoWriMo - the fun's just beginning.
So do our characters become heroic? Have the evildoers shown up on the scene yet? Eh, I'm not so sure...but hey, it's NaNoWriMo - the fun's just beginning.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Chapter 2 - Rolling into Town
Here it is, Chapter 2. The boredom of memory, the excitement of - WTF?? (Let's just say the survey gave a tie vote...there was the option for the dragon swooping down and eating people, and then the option for an earlier convoy having already been eaten...)
Monday, November 1, 2010
Chapter 1: Down a Desert Road
Here it is, Day 1. We have humvees, we have machine guns, and we have setting. Is Jonathan tough enough here? Or is he a total wimp? Will he become the hero of the story, or should he be a quick round of hors d'hourves? Read on and decide!
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